2) Clean my apartment. I will feel better about myself, thus leading to:
3) My asking a beautiful woman for a date. "What's the worst that could happen? They say no. Great! Then you'll have time to watch your basketball game."
Love,
Ryan
*I'm from MD
**Technically, I have no affiliation
with the NBA or any of its franchises.****
***Happy Mother's Day!*****
****In actuality, I'm convinced my spending
fourth quarters in a defensive stance helped the Cavs
to the finals last year******. Also, it toned my thighs.
*****Official Mother's Day Reference
******the NBA: where delusion happens.